Impressive consistency!
slowly corrupting the wholesome tabletop RPG group into a depraved hive of mutual aid and learning of practical skills
before they realize what’s happening they’re bringing knitted mittens and hand-carved spoons, and their souls are forever lost…
Hey, it’s me, from your D&D group.
What a great adventure we had last time, huh. Can I have some bread?
Wait. What was your character’s backstory again?
Its me the dwarf paladin bread goon. I have a severe bread deficiency and must consume carbs to survive.
You rolled a 1 on a dexterity check when handed the bread. You’ve dropped your bread which hit the ground and rolled into the uncovered well nearby. You’re on the brink of death from your chronic bread deficiency curse. Roll a Constitution saving throw.
🥖 Here’s me rolling
Dang I’m jelly. They look delicious
Please tell me you brought them to the event in a burlap sack thrown over your shoulder.
dang, how many players do you have? did they each take like 3 loaves?
We have 9 plus our DM. I gave one away to another DM, and one to the store workers where we game.
Geez 9?! Combat must take forever! Did you bake these waiting for your turn?
I could! Now take that table of 10 and times it by 4. That’s our Wednesday night.
Out of curiosity, do you like the big group? Personally, I think dnd is best with 3PCs.
I would not want anything larger. We are maxed out. I like around six myself. But I like all of our players so that helps.
pathfinders standard is four but im old school and like 6.
Do you own a commercial oven or did you just bake bread for like 8 hours?
I own a large non commercial stove with a extra large baking stone, and a smaller wall oven (with a small baking stone). I can fit three loaves in the big oven and two in the small oven. So I can do about five loaves in an hour. This time I was experimenting with some temps and times so I did a couple as just two at a time.
I bet one of them is mimic
Which one is the D20 hidden in?
Also don’t do that we don’t want dnd night to be ER night.Those look amazing and would go great with perpetual stew!
Now they each just need a roaster chicken and a firkin of ale/mead.
I just want to add that I to am jealous.
That’s love.
I wanna play with you too, that looks delicious!
