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Jungle George 🌴@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

What else did you take??

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What else did you take??

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Jungle George 🌴@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social
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    “Fuck you, I’m adding it to my spine collection. That’ll be $1800.”

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      Go to physical therapy for 6-8 weeks, it’ll sort itself out

      • insurance company
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        And of course, they’ll only cover the third and seventh of those weeks.

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      Your spine will make a fine addition to my collection

    • 8BitRoadTrip@lemm.ee
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      Not covered by insurance until you hit your $5000 deductible

      • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social
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        “Now, if you’d like, we can sew your asshole shut and that may just get you over that deductible threshold”

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    Mortal Kombat DLC looking good so far.

    • Jerkface@lemmy.world
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      Sub-zero really got his shit together.

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        Sub-zero M.D: putting that anatomical knowledge to work.

        • Jerkface@lemmy.world
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          There’s no substitute for hands on experience.

  • BarqsHasBite@lemmy.ca
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    Bold words for someone that has no spine.

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      Must be a politician.

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      Nah, I’d say it’s the opposite, quite spineless

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    I wouldn’t have the courage to tell him to put it back since I would be spineless.

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    And when he woke up, His skeleton was missing! And the doctor was never seen again! Anyways, That’s how I lost my medical license.

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    Ok, you get your spine but and I keep your liver, deal?

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      deleted by creator

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      Albania moment

  • Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi
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    I also took your lungs

  • vraton.dev@lemmy.world
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    Wtf dude

  • Mr_nutter_butter@lemmy.world
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    Such a classic

  • asg101@lemmy.world
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    Now we know where congresses spines all went.

  • Antitrust7668@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Was not expecting that, thanks for the giggle cx

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