Heyyyyy, bottoms do have to do so much bottoming preparations, it is insulting to call a bottom as lazy!
The tops coming in, coming in in different way, and it’s done for them, lazy tops!
Fr bottoms put in all the real work
I couldn’t decide between these two, so here, have both!


We’re partners in real estate… And life
yup that’s right. i’m lazy uwu watchu gonna do about it? >:3
Heh. “Bums”
Ha! You kidding? If I had to do the level of prep required I’d be too tired to do anything. 😄
“You know why I didn’t top? Because it’s too small! I don’t care about it! It’s nothing to me! It’s a bacterium! I travel in worlds you can’t even imagine! You can’t conceive of what I’m capable of! I’m so far beyond you! I’m like a god in human clothing! Lightning bolts shoot from my prostate!”
Yes! But also no.
After all its actually the the bottom who is in charge to decide what can happen + prep time effort + diet planing.
But yeah ima be lazy af
You keep the men who work for you.






