What about Space Florida Man??
Got robbed during a kinky night out in the first episode, got pregnant, was somewhat responsible for a Cogenitor’s suicide, made out with a space princess, hooked up with T’Pol… and those are only the indecents I remember from the top of my head!

He the main reason for two of these three centimetres.
I’m not sure if “indecents” for “incidents” is intentional or not, but I laughed.
That was actually a typo I made on my phone, lol. You’re correct, the wrong way is the right way in this case.
Look who’s talking


tuvok looking ashamed in the back without even changing his facial expression.
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there is one page specifically dedicated to Data that is blank all but for the following words in the dead center of the page.
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THE EQUIPMENT
Meanwhile, scribbled on a post-it note in Dr. Noonien Soong’s office:
DO NOT EQUIP THE EQUIPMENT
The intrepid class is intended to crew about a 150 people and do mostly long term deepspace exploration missions. I imagine that this crew would be ‘close’ to each other and make liberal use of those holodecks.
you think they have a space janitor or a holo janitor named jizzmop?
EJH: “please state the nature of the of the janitorial emergency”
Someone hasn’t watched Lower Decks yet
Damn! I watched this episode yesterday. I feel like this was the first time Trek openly mentioned there were physical differences in how sex was performed between different species. I wish they’d elaborated. They show quite a bit of skin so it’s not like her vagina is in her armpit or something.




