Thank you for creating content! What are all those weird symbols??
I’ll translate. Give me a few minutes.
“יצא מצ’וקמק”
sounds like
“Yatsa mechukmak”
means
Ended up lopsided / misproportioned(?) / malshaped.
“מה זה הרווח הזה?!”
sounds like
“Mah zeh harevakh ha’zeh?!”
means
What is this space?!
“ציון”
sounds like
“Tsiyon”
means
Zion.
“לְשָׁנָה טוֹבָה תִּכָּתֵבוּ”
sounds like
“Le’shana tova tikatevu”
May you be written for a good year. Some sorta hocus pocus they believe about how Yehaveh is more approachable this time of year and that this Yehaveh writes people’s deeds down in a ledger of good and bad deeds.
“אופס… יצא בטעות פנטגראם”
“Oops… yatsa betaut pentagram”
Oops… ended up as pentagram
“יצא בטעות ט’ במקום פ’”
Yatsa betaut tet bimkom pey
Ended up by mistake as (the letter) tet rather than (the letter) pey.
“רגליים קטנות”
Ragla’im ktanot
Small legs.
Holy shit 15 minutes. That’s why I was rejected as a translator.
Did you read it, @qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org?


