The problem isn’t that he’s stupid, it’s that he’s evil.

The future depicted in Idiocracy is a utopia compared to the one we’re spiraling into.

no, not even plants want the manure HE produces.

(then again, the president in idiocracy thought the plants craved electrolytes, which they did not appreciate either. so perhaps that’s the point.)

Actually, plants do really crave bone meal but it works best in slightly acidic to neutral soils.