• Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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    20 天前

    Everything you know is wrong. Black is white. Up is down and short is long. Everything that you used to think was so important, doesn’t matter.

    • Turret3857@infosec.pub
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      20 天前

      This happened to me last Tuesday when I forgot to pay my phone bill on time. The floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling it.

  • ruuster13@lemmy.zip
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    20 天前

    About 10 years ago someone spiked my weed with a strong, unknown hallucinogen. My ego dissolved. There was no boundary between me and the rest of the universe. I contemplated infinity. I saw everything as reverberating patterns of perfect geometric shapes and understood intuitively how everything in nature is rigidly defined by mathematics. To this day I still remember and cherish the lessons revealed to me in that span of a few hours.

    So my question is… am I entitled to compensation from the government?