um actually i have 0.0002milla weight dynamic lockheedmartin switches so it would in fact press my keys
Lockheed Martin? Did you get it for your anti-ballistic missile defense system?
my fingers are the missiles and the keys are the defense system
Straight to jail with this criminal
its your duty to fatten em up
That’s illegal!
That’s the best size of kitten.
I’ve always wanted to breed toy kittens. But my issues with kitten mills and pet overpopulation have prevented me from doing that. We have teacup dogs. But we don’t have teacup cats. I want to breed giant Russian, dwarf, hamsters and dwarf kittens. But I can’t and I shouldn’t.
Have you seen Flemish giant rabbits? They’re bazooka bunnies
big chungus is real
There’s a very sad story involving North Korea and giant rabbits
The only story I could find after googling “North Korea giant rabbits” was this:
BERLIN: A German farmer who sold 12 giant rabbits to North Korea with the aim of setting up a breeding program to alleviate famine has said he was shocked to hear they were eaten at Kim Jong-il’s birthday banquet.
Which I mean… they were sent as gifts to be breeding stock for meat production. It seems more like a mismanagement of charity resources than a sad story to me.
Mismanagement of resources is the saddest of stories 😔
That’s the best size of kitten.
Wrong! We need bigger kittens. The bigger the better.
Miniature giant hamsters from outer space you say?
Some people won’t tell you they were alive during the '80s. But there will be signs.
Ma’am this smolness is illegal.
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