You always know when she’s travelling alone because we get the unhinged stories from the hotel room. This trip to LA we got an eyeful of what was going on under her dress and then another story, that makes me question her claims of sobriety, about her blood shot eyes 👀. Those things look like ping pong balls.
Wa ha ho it’s Friday. #facetofacefriday
She has ridiculously large ears …that is all
Wa ho ho!!! Filter Queen!
That should be a Reddit flair 😆
Two different people! Though I’ve seen this often, it still throws me off when I see what 🐦 💩 actually looks like in reality!
This should be reddit thread photo
Here is the Reddit safe version. I think I added all the correct colors in her majestic bloodshot eyes. 😆
I’ll use this tomorrow!
😂 🙄 She’s such a twat.
I wonder if she’s had the Botox that turns the tip of nose up
Unreal. What is the left pic from?
Behind the scenes of the Iconic shoot
Redditor bizzy_izzy posted these comments in the sub but I think they should live here too!
I saw her at my local mall today, this is the first time I have ever seen her in person… And let me just said OH MY GOODNESS.
It was low key traumatizing listening to her screech! She can’t just speak normally, it’s literal screeching every time she would open her mouth.
And secondly I had to do a double take at first because (as we know) she looks NOTHING like her posts. Similarities obviously, enough that you know who you’re looking at, but my word I don’t know how she is able to leave her house looking how she does IRL vs online. If I was a “fan” of hers I would be absolutely devastated after seeing her IRL.
Lemon was so unphased any time 🐦 would screech at her she didn’t even turn her head.
I only followed them for one hall at the mall, there was alot of “OMG GUYSSSSSSSSS LOOOOOK AT THIIIISSSSS, ITS SOOOOOO CUUUUTTTTTEEEEE”.
M would turn her head and glance but Lemon couldn’t care less. I get the vibe that M spends alot of time with Lemon as a motherly figure because any time she would say something or stop to look at something Lemon was attentive!
And that she looks 30lbs heavier
She’s just al little girl snuggling her stuffie. This is a targeted post
How can she stand having a weighted stuffy laying on her neck? I thought she can’t handle even a piece of fabric on her neck?
And a wrap around the neck tank top for days.
It’s also a push back from criticism she read in her own snark. It was on 🍋’s bed and she bitched about trying to get it back. So her snuggling with it is 😈 behavior.
She’s a dingbat, and when has she ever liked stuffies?
I’m sure she’s always loved stuffies but her husband wouldn’t allow them in the bedroom but she’s thrown off the shackles and made the space her own. She will now have ALL the stuffies and no one can keep her down. She is living in her power!
True power: finally, the patriarchy can’t hold birdie down. 😂
Here with some more gifs to brighten our week! Forehead kisses to all ☺️
“Yeah, this is my real face.” These are hysterical! 😂
These are all so good! I can’t pick a favourite.
They’re so good! 😆👏🏼👏🏼
Thank you!! These are amazing!
I’m just checking to see if anyone else finds it incredibly strange that a 41.5 year old woman just seemed to realize if you put drapery on a window it can be opened to allow the light in? Of course she asked her minions for their opinion because she has no engagement on her page.
Why were we told about the light behind the mirror? She wanted to show off more of her Shame-free room and make people believe she’s living the single life? I don’t buy it. She said it like it was some kind of secret design tip.
Design tip for a 12 year old maybe? She must REALLY need that link income!
She’s such a bonehead. Everything that comes out her mouth screams low intelligence.
I wish she’d take an IQ test. For curiosity sake. 🤔
Has she ever lived alone? Without a man or her parents I mean? Her new room decor is giving first apartment vibes 😂
It’s total first apartment vibes. She’s so proud of her poorly styled bookshelf. She keeps buying Amazon crap that was “in” 5-7 years ago. By in, I mean “in” for dorm decor. For example, the cherry toilet brush and the bath mat. The shelf shape and material are peak Millennial 2016, 2013 (if you were in Silverlake). Perhaps she’s returning to her “I copied the cool girls on Pinterest”, beige hipster-goth era. She’s such a try-hard.
She’s had that shelf forever. I think it was in the living room before the reno and it got moved upstairs. I wonder if it belonged to someone else and has sentimental value because it wasn’t turfed.
She’s incapable of being alone.
She can’t even be alone with her thoughts. She’s always on her phone or watching movies. It makes me wonder if things would be different if she had had her phone during Traitors filming. She had to create a drama since she couldn’t watch one.
I think you hit the nail on the head.
TheCrowsBanana is hilarious!
That page should win am award for Beat Influencer Parody account!
It’s really funny and well done 😂
The Crows Banana account deserves to go viral
And no posts when she’s traveling with her secret lover …
Yupp yet no unhinged hotel stories when in the DR or Halifax. She loves to get half naked (or pull up her dress in this case) and post in hotels too. None of that in the other places.
Nice filter 🐦💩. Totally saw this coming when the dumb twat claimed to only have 1 sheet set.
Now I have to stop shopping Quince. Damn.
She ruins everything.
She really thought she was doing something. 🐦 is so sad to find out it’s not Friday today as if she has had a long week of strenuous work.
Hey lips are ooc in this pic . Wtf who’s lips are those
She’s always been vile online and then posts her kids. It’s stupidity
She always takes it up a notch when she’s with Quickie because Sarah is always looking for her approval. Quickie is the effortlessly cool kid and Sarah’s the try-hard sidekick.
on reddit, someone commented something along the lines of how Sarah is to Quickie what AM is to Sarah. it made me laugh so hard cuz it’s so true. props to whoever dropped that one, it’s one of my fav comments in the sub 😆
What’s with the lisp in that video? This woman has 500 different try-on personalities and at least 1500 different swappable affectations.
She’s such a perv.
A passive perv. She is self-admittedly too lazy to be an active one.
Her face barely moves. “Botox for Migraines” 🤫
We all know she doesn’t have migraines. Lying pig
Vile
Does Birdie have herself a hero?
STFU. Thebirdspapaya puts her youngest child down and mocks her. Sarah recorded and posted a video of her daughter farting and shamed the kid. The Birdspapaya brought her husband down and her new lover’s wife when she decided to have an affair. I could go on, but the list would take hours.
The way she spoke to Shane in that infamous Knix men’s underwear post was so telling! No one needed to know about his sweaty balls.
yeah, sarah herself has posted mountains of evidence of her own cruelty/snarkiness/bitchiness towards her own family. there are tons of videos of her openly mocking, teasing, being cruel, being snarky, being dismissive of her own children. she knocks down and then exploits the people she is supposed to love and protect for her own gain.
Life might be hard, but at least I don’t have to grift and lie to make money.
My life might be hard but at least I don’t have to panhandle affiliate links daily.
Why is she applauding this sentiment? She does realize she literally participated in tearing apart a marriage right? In order to make herself feel better… LOL
Right! Life might be hard but at least I don’t have to leave my husband and steal someone else’s wife 😂
Life might be hard but at least I don’t need attention from perverts and the gullible on the internet daily.
I don’t think she does realize she blew up the lives of so many people because of her selfishness. She’s the victim and people just don’t understand how hard it is being Sarah Nicole. She carries a heavy burden and always has to hide her true identity to conform and please others and people are just jealous she’s broken free of her shackles of oppression and are trying to take her down. She’s the type of person who will deny, deny, deny and never admit fault. I suspect she’s made it Shane’s fault she cheated because she wasn’t meeting her needs so she HAD to look elsewhere since she’s (Sarah) the love of her life. It would never occur to her to talk to a spouse about a problem and try to solve it. In her mind it’s better to believe her partner is a mind-reader and has let her down.
She was never around, the man didn’t stand a chance anyway.
100% she blames Shane. She’s NEVER the problem. 🙄
Looks like she’s cast her spell on another one. The day will come when they feel like a fool and I’ll be here for it!
I’m surprised she hasn’t got involved with fancy pants here. After all she’s a photographer
Life might be hard but at least I have my pride and dignity intact.
Avery Francis’ supper exclusive retreat is coming up. Any bets on Sarah making an appearance?
She’ll go if it was free.
lol this is the answer
I’m wondering if she’ll get herself on the speaker’s list.