Another week smashed! Today’s game is monkey’s paw. Person A makes a wish eg “I wish I had a million dollars” Person B corrupts it eg “you do but you can’t spend it till you’re 97”
Either make your own wish, reply to a comment, or respond to the prompt wish “I wish I was a little bit taller”
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granted, but theyre all cishet white guys. idk everything else i came up with was way too dystopian lol.
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Granted, they willingly choose not to use it.
i wish to be in a lesbian polycule/commune
Granted.
You are welcomed into a lesbian polycule commune as its live-in treasurer, IT support, and emergency roof-repair person.
Everyone loves you deeply.
Platonically.
nice love me some platonic sex :3
You get to be, but it becomes a Camp Sister Spirit ordeal constantly defending your lands.
hey ill take it, they won eventually. the lesbian polycule/commune is worth fighting for.
I wish to end misfortune for the downtrodden.
The all die a horrible, agony filled death and now the whole world is littered with corpses.
Problem solved! <3
Granted.
Your right foot and left foot bow have a 2 inch disparity.
You are taller but at the cost of hip alignment.
I wish I was a baller… 🤣
I wish every toilet was paired with or had a bidet.
But it only shoots out water at 200psi
Your wish is granted, but the bidet sprays any liquid but water. Every time the button is pushed, a different random liquid sprays out: it could be Blood, Gatorade, Vodka, Lemon juice, Mountain Dew, etc 😄
I wish to have free HRT, face/top/bottom surgeries and safe reproductive organ transplants available to no cost and with little gatekeeping to everyone
Everyone who transitions is 1000% more likely to being bit by a mosquito.
Joke’s on you, I actually got bit so much less by mosquitoes once I was on HRT!
Though I feel like it depends on whether it’s oral or transdermal. I never got bitten once when I was doing it transdermally, and when orally, only a little, but still much less than before the dark days.
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