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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Now they just need to add a VR headset, a comfortable chair or sleeping pod, and tubes to deliver food and carry away waste

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Now they just need to add a VR headset, a comfortable chair or sleeping pod, and tubes to deliver food and carry away waste

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  • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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    CAN THEY NOT EVEN TYPE ANYMORE?!

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      You have to use your hands? That’s like a baby’s toy!

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      Right? They completely forgot keyboards exist

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    What about getting rid of the cancer called open office? it’s loud, distractive, sometimes smelly and only serves to make sure unneeded middle managers feel like they have power.

    I’d say open office for a small team of 4-6 is ok, but any large floor plans filled with cubicles need to die already.

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    Top tier rage bait

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    Please tell me this is a fake image

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      Went trying to determine that as well, and I found this article about CES in January. Looks better than the pic above, so good possibility it’s real

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    … dont throat mics already exist? Surely theres a better option.

    Unless you always wanted to be a fighter pilot i guess

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    You get to pretend you’re Luke in the Empire Strikes Back medical tube!

    I was always like “damn, would be nice to just take a week in the floaty hair gel tube chilling”

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    If it’s sound proof… then why are they whispering?

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    If you want me to talk to my computer, give me an enclosed office. (I’ll still type, instead, but would appreciate the privacy)

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    My name… Is Neo!!!

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    Looks fake

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    why would any office in silicon valley have hydronic heating?

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      Silicon valley, as one might surmise from its name, is in fact a valley, not on the coast. It averages 4 degrees C in the winter. They might as well have efficient heating, especially given most offices were designed before heat pumps really proliferated in the US.

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        damn, that’s the average we have in late may. that’s the point where the sun does enough heating that you have to start opening windows here.

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          That’s nice but this the US we’re talking about. Their building materials aren’t stone…

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            neither are ours, timber all the way.

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    A comfortable chair or sleeping pod?

    If they wanted their workers to be comfortable, they wouldn’t make them whisper to an LLM all day.

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