Me when I’m outside and the sidewalk is crowded:

I’ve never heard that stereotype before. Apparently I’m gay - I tend to walk faster than most people when I’m on my own, especially if I’m doing something as opposed to taking a stroll.

DAMN how fast you got to be walking to get gay from it?

I didnt realize that the straights weren’t aware of this joke. The gay walking speed has been a joke for over a decade, at least from when I first came across it. Its funny to see everyone bewildered by it, like how many were surprised that the “in front of my salad” meme came from gay porn.