TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoNo good deed goes unpunishedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1260arrow-down125
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minus-squarevelma@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up42arrow-down1·3 months agoThat’s just rude! Gotta be appreciative of anyone willing to eat your ass lol
minus-squareHugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up56arrow-down1·3 months agoIt’s worse than that. “Ass to mouth” refers to the dick. The person who got fucked (meme poster), was taking it up the ass, then gave a blowjob to the dick (tinder date), and then the fucker who got their dick sucked (tinder date), refused the kiss. Ngl, sounds like a real asshole.
minus-squareTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·3 months agoIt was a full on around the world experience. Blowjob, regular sex, anal then finish with a blowjob.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months agoAlways end on anal. Or carry tic-tacs.
minus-squareHeHoXa@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up19·3 months agoYeah, a few tic tacs up the ass is also a great way to end.
minus-squarejoelfromaus@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoI like my dates to rattle like a tin of spray paint.
minus-squareTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down2·3 months agoI’m not going to let him cum in my ass on the first date.
minus-squareHanrahan@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoYou’ve set a very high bar indeed!
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoI’d give a cheek kiss lol
minus-squarevelma@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·3 months agoHuh, TIL. I’ve heard it used for both scenarios.
That’s just rude! Gotta be appreciative of anyone willing to eat your ass lol
It’s worse than that. “Ass to mouth” refers to the dick. The person who got fucked (meme poster), was taking it up the ass, then gave a blowjob to the dick (tinder date), and then the fucker who got their dick sucked (tinder date), refused the kiss.
Ngl, sounds like a real asshole.
It was a full on around the world experience. Blowjob, regular sex, anal then finish with a blowjob.
Always end on anal. Or carry tic-tacs.
Yeah, a few tic tacs up the ass is also a great way to end.
Hmm rattly.
Your farts would be so fucking fresh
I like my dates to rattle like a tin of spray paint.
I’m not going to let him cum in my ass on the first date.
Condoms people condoms
that is the bridge too far?
You’ve set a very high bar indeed!
I’d give a cheek kiss lol
“… then the ass fucker who…”
Huh, TIL. I’ve heard it used for both scenarios.