Apple’s Memory Integrity Enforcement is no joke. Five years of design, brand-new M5 silicon, hardware memory tagging on the kernel heap, hardware-locked read-only zones for the kernel’s crown jewels, and a privileged monitor sitting above the kernel that refuses every unauthorised page-table change. It’s the most serious kernel memory-safety stack any consumer OS has shipped. And it still got bypassed. A three-person shop with an AI sidekick walked through it in five days, with two bugs and a clever idea. Here’s my rundown of how they achieved it, no PhD required.