He just wants to get into her feathers

Yoooou bird-brained liar!!! (“Bird-brain” is a weird insult, though. Birds are known to be rather smart. Like anyone who played The Button knows, due to the crow facts.)

This also reminds me some rather wholesome news: Scotland recently passed a law, requiring new residences to have some bricks with holes for swift nests. I guess those male swifts will claim they built whole human houses, uh.

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