JD Vance wondering if he’s proved his loyalty enough to be allowed to have sex with Oval Office couch

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JD Vance wondering if he’s proved his loyalty enough to be allowed to have sex with Oval Office couch

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 months ago

WASHINGTON D.C. – After completing several high profile missions on behalf of President Donald J. Trump, Vice President JD Vance has begun working up the courage to ask if he can finally be given the chance to fuck the nation’s top couch.

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