cross-posted from: https://lemy.lol/post/24408074 > 1. Keep rallying in support of rapists like Brij Bhushan, Kuldeep Singh Sengar and Prajwal Revanna. > > 2. Abki baar 400 paar rapists in BJP. > > 3. Keep garlanding rapists because we take sadistic pleasure in the sufferings of other communities. > > 4. Instigate more riots like Delhi and Manipur and refuse to fix the conflicts. > > 5. 95% of the taxpayers money will be invested in Gujarat. From bullet trains, diamond exchange, semiconductor plants, everything will go to Gujarat. > > 6. Cow politics will continue in the North while promoting beef in South and Northeast. > > 7. In cases of Rape of Dalit women by high caste men like hathras we will arrest the journalists and launch rallies in support of rapists. > > 8. Get rid of the reservation for OBC and SC, ST and install manusmriti to put lower caste Hindus back in their place. > > 9. Women will need written consent from parents to date someone as prescribed by uttarakhand UCC. > > 10. Keep Lynching minorities in India, killing local demand for beef and kissing Khalifa @#$ in gulf exporting all the beef there for 25x price. > > 11. Keep the youth unemployed to work as keyboard warriors and street saffron gangs. > > 12. Kill public education. Make study of science and logic a crime under UAPA. Already the periodic table, evolution and dozens of other topics are removed from the syllabus. This way people will believe all nonsense. > > 13. Too many political parties are cluttering it. Introduce one party system. > > 14. An Electoral bond tax of 20% will be levied on all sales and income taxes. > > 15. Supreme court will be replaced with a temple where Asharam bapu, Brij Bhushan Singh and Prajwal Revanna will handle all rape cases. > > 16. Inflation will be increased to 20 percent so the government can print away your purchasing power and make a lot more money than tax collections. > > 17. Corruption will be relabelled as Service tax. > > 18. Inaugurate more hospitals and airports but 90% will only stay as boundary walls like AIIMS Darbhanga or AIIMS Madurai. > > 19. Rape will be India’s national sport. > > 20. Death penalty for criticising government policy or any MP or MLA. > > 21. The money in your Bank account will belong to Adani as rising NPAs causes the banks to go bankrupt. > > 22. Learn lessons from Covishield and create a more potent vaccine for poverty that eliminates the poor. > > 23. The government will take 15 lakh from everyone’s bank account converting white money into black. > > 24. Every youth will get an unpaid internship in Adani’s factories. > > 25. Increase import target from China from $100 billion to $1 trillion. Make in India will be reduced to get spare parts from China and assemble in India. > > 26. Will unleash keyboard warriors to boycott China from Chinese phones. > > 27. If a Brahmin rapes a woman from other community it will be called good sanskaar as happened in Bilkis Bano case. > > 28. Hospitals will be replaced with Ayushman Arogya Mandir. > > 29. Gaumutra and gobar will be the only approved medicine for Cancer and other major illnesses. > > 30. Brij Bhushan Singh will get Padma Bhushan for saving India from the dangers of women wrestlers. > > 31. More people will be pushed into poverty by ruining public education making people unemployable and ruining public healthcare so even having a splinter removed at a private hospital will get you into a lifetime of debt. > > 32. Extremely poor who will be dependent on food rations from the government will be increased from 810 million to 1.2 billion. This will improve the food for vote campaign.