I’m focusing all my attention on the mom here.
“You want me to load the brat in to the buffer for a bit?”
“I’ll turn this confinement beam around right now!”
[Enters rransporter room]
Dad: Does anyone have to go to the bathroom?
Kids: No
[Steps onto pad]
Dad: Last chance, does anyone need to use the bathroom?
Kids: Gah, NO!
Dad: Energize
Kids: I HAAAVE TO PEEEEEEEE!
“You know we can keep you in the pattern buffer as long as we want.”
“Longer than you think, Dad!”
Oh shit, I understood that reference. 💀
One of the few times Stephen King nailed an ending!
Gmta
Longer than you think, dad!
Irony not lost on me as I skim past non-image lemmy posts.
And that’s how you get Jaunted all over the place
The iPADD generation.
Ok boomer (@ Dan Piraro)
Skibidi sonic toilet
Phones bad
