• tal@lemmy.today
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    3 days ago

    DUE TO TO THE TENOR AND DEPTH OF THIS FEMALE ANGEL’S LOVE MAKING

    Um. Angels aren’t normally considered to have gender.

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    https://biblehub.com/q/do_angels_have_a_specific_gender.htm

    While angels are frequently depicted using masculine pronouns and described as appearing in male form, Scripture does not teach that they possess gender in the human, biological sense.

    EDIT: Ah, finished reading the article:

    At press time, global markets had reportedly crashed to their lowest point this year after Trump posted a follow-up message stating that the angel he had sex with may have in fact been an alien.

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    “I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN MY SLEEP AND I HAVE HAD VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE SEX WITH IT,”

    Imagining Trump as one of the residents of Sodom wanting to rape the two angels is… traumatic.

  • auntieclokwise@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I mean we’ve known for awhile that Trump and Satan are a thing, thanks to South Park’s documentary work. And, last I checked, Satan was an angel.

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        2 days ago

        Hadn’t heard that. Wikipedia doesn’t mention it. Wouldn’t matter anyway because archangel is a subtype or rank of angel. I suppose technically, he’s a fallen angel.

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          I don’t remember where I heard it, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was from a movie or tv show XD

          So… source: my bad memory