I bet those grapes were sour, anyway.

Bro, chill. It was a prank, IT WAS A PRANK. Hahhaa, almost gotcha nation dragged into an endless middle east war, again. Almost!

I thought the war was over?

My history lecturer told me years ago about the rare comical one liners that some leaders accidentally spouted.

Current day US, “hold my beer”

“Not gonna help me? Well, I didn’t need your help anyways! Fooled you!”

(Fucking embarrassment)