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Also OP, ChromeOS is moving from Gentoo to android. What does that make it now?
Funnily enough, this leads to more android x86 development.
We’ll have to wait until AluminumOS is actually released to place it on the chart.
My guess is that it becomes First Baptist in Dallas.
Is CachyOS Unitarian Universalist? Or watching church on TV on Sunday morning?
Running Fedora, was raised Presbyterian. 🤯
It’s immutable.
Your distro chose you.
Linux Distro
Windows 11, macOS, and FreeBSD on the list
Wat
Think about it a little more…
A prosperity gospel church is still a church, unless you’re referring to WSL as the equivalent of “Linux”.
I do not consider those churches to be Christian. Their theology is significantly removed from orthoxy that it’s unrecognizable.
But even still, as with WSL, you can find some Christianity in there if you work really hard to find it.
Where would you put Pop!_OS?
Also, there’s a wide spectrum of Lutherans and they often don’t get along.
Pop_OS! would be United Churches of Christ. Derived from Ubuntu, and generally accepted as reliable and easy for newbies.
As a catholic I must agree with the chart
Happy Lent.
I guess I fall between Arch and openSUSE (so rolling release), that is what you get when you are born in a small country, all the way in the back waters, you make things work in anyway you can.
Backwater folk making things work the best they can.
I think that’s a pretty good description of non-denom/Baptist churches. User checks out!
First up: FreeBSD is NOT a Linux distribution, and secondly, is NetBSD so small that it is nowhere to be found?
Berkeley software distribution ≠ Linux (or gnu+Linux, which is btw not true for all distros.)
That’s part of the joke.
When was Windows 11, Lineage/Android, MacOS or a fucking TI calculator a proper Linux distro
Lineage/Android
Only the kernel is called Linux. The userspace is completely different from GNU/Linux but the actual software named Linux is being used. Alpine Linux isn’t GNU/Linux either.
I disagree. You have MacOS as “Spiritual but not Religious”.
MacOS is Hillsong.
Also, many of these are not Christian, and many of these are not Linux.
MacOS is Hillsong.
I can see that.
Also, many of these are not Christian, and many of these are not Linux.
I’m aware.
Heaven’s Gate: TempleOS
Wait, ChromeOS was explicitly created to support the institution of chattel slavery? Who knew?!
Sounds about right to me.
It was created by google. That’s not impossible or even particularly improbable
FreeBSD is definitely Satanism
It’s very Christian to not understand the difference.
How do I know this isn’t proganda from Big Christianity?
~guess this chart makes me metheodist tho~
Well, I am Anglican…
This just makes me feel like a heretic because it doesn’t line up
What’s your distro and I’ll reassign you.
Lol it’s mostly a joke, no worries. I use OpenSUSE but got assigned Debian, which is completely fine
OH yeah. Fucking christians. Get ALL THE WAY fucked with your awful abusive religion.
Ok.
You know that Christianity is quite a broad religion right? Most Christians are pretty reasonable people.
And no, I’m not a Christian.
