KYC is a trap.
Always was, always will be.
If you think “I have nothing to hide because I’m not a criminal”, I urge you to reconsider before history repeats itself and proves you wrong.
Make sure to email their support team and tell them that you left and why, they gotta have records that this shit will not be tolerated!
Removed discord from all devices i own.
Bet nobody else will and after all this will be a huge success and the children finally will be safe
The current UK government in a nutshell right now:
Identity documents submitted to our vendor partners are deleted quickly— in most cases, immediately after age confirmation.
Define “quickly” and why is it not always immediately after confirmation?
quickly as in never and then leaked because they secured it with the digital equivelent of a wet paper bag left outside.
Delete that shit like yesterday.
Your personal data is safe with us.
So give it. Very safe. Give it!
We take your home safety very seriously. Please let us in. Let us in. Let us rummage through your nightstand drawers. Your secrets are safe with us.
Your children are also safe. Give them.
They got a new CEO in April 2025, look him up.
It’s not even that it got leaked, it’s the fact that it’s data they said they didn’t have. Screw em!
Yep. Just confirms once more that a company’s word means absolutely nothing.
Its wild people are even entertaining the idea. They already proved they will.get your shit stolen.
Just comply bro. It’s easy. Just upload it bro.
It’s been almost 2 decades but I guess I’m a teenager again ?🤷 Because I ain’t uploading shit to discord.
how_do_you_do_fellow_teenager.bmp
Sus.
Youus young’uns would have used how_do_you_do_fellow_teenager.aviAh crap I activated your Trap Card!
Real media was fun
“last year” doesn’t really do it justice They had tons of data breaches last year, the really bad one was after some places forced people to upload their IDs
If you want to protect the children get rid of the billionaires
El hoyo
Doubt.
“Quick deletion: Identity documents submitted to our vendor partners are deleted quickly - in most cases, immediately after age confirmation.”
https://discord.com/press-releases/discord-launches-teen-by-default-settings-globally
And this is why generic EULAs should be heavily regulated, and allowed to be negotiated like any other contract. Allow me to pencil in a “you’ll allow me to uniquely watermark the scan of my ID so it can be traced back to this specific request, and agree to pay me $500M if that scan is ever included in a data breach or sold to additional third-party vendors” clause.
Oh, Discord doesn’t want to agree to that? Gee, if the company is deleting everything immediately and there’s no risk of a leak/intentional sale, what’s the harm in including it? How’s the saying go? Something about “if you have nothing to hide”?
Unironically the solution here. We need a bit of a negotiation option. Some entity, I don’t know, the EU or other larger regulatory bodies need to force that one down their throat
Translation: our vendors have no idea where this data goes. If they can’t find it, it’s deleted, right?
20 years is “quick” enough. 5 is “immediately”.
0 seconds is perfect so bam! I won’t upload it. Call it good.
Pretty much an instant on a cosmic timescale
It’s a cup of coffee really. It’ll go by like that *snaps fingers
Finite time is trivial /s
Maybe deleted by discord immediately. Not their vendor partners though since that’s what happened last time data was leaked.
“In most cases”
So, bots?
Age verification should be “continue the song lyrics”
That could work. They should only be songs from when I was a teenager—
Wait. They’re classic oldies now?! 😢
Lol my dad listens to that shite
