• django@discuss.tchncs.de
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    2 days ago

    The Elites don’t want you to know this but the foxes in the city are free. You can take them home. I have 458 foxes.

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      How do you sleep/deal with the reports of hellish screaming in the night?

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          You’ve never heard a fox then. They sound like a little girl being murdered. It’s horrible.

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              They scream during mating season, so you may not have heard it. It is not something they run around doing regularly.

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              I had foxes where I lived before, and some nights you’d just hear this horrible scream. It would always startle me, and there was this deep mental effect that made it so I could never get used to it. They legitimately sounded exactly how I imagine a young girl being stabbed would sound.

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      It’s not chubby, it just has its winter coat on. You can tell by how ridiculously fluffy that tail is. They start looking like big chonks in winter but it’s all a lie.