69 if you stretch it a little
Nice.
Nice.
This could create a singularity (depending on how loose the goose is). Don’t do this.
Uranus smoke. Don’t breathe this.
Eh.
This is how you know the universe wasn’t intelligently designed.
No one would pass up the opportunity to make it 69 earths inside Uranus.
It’s 69 when Earth is flaccid
This was a question in a You Don’t Know Jack game, with the added “…64, if you relax.”
I read that last part in the host’s voice, lol.
But not today
Do not put planets in there. No flared base!!
It is actually Ouranus, Soviet Union renamed it 50 years ago. Everyone seems to forget that.
I thought it was Urectum, so named in 2620.
At least it will have put that ridiculous joke to rest.
Rectum? Damn near killed em
It’s named after the god, whose name is spelled Uranus in English.
It’s just a communism joke, don’t worry about it.
Oh, the thought crossed my mind, but it’s very similar to the Greek spelling (Ouranos), so I thought it might be serious.
Now that’s interesting. Didn’t know the Greek had a different spelling.
The Greeks were making communist jokes long before it was even a thing!
It’s named after the greek sky god though, while all the other planets are named after Roman gods. It should be Caelus.
You’re right, it’s inconsistent. As far as I can tell, it’s because the person who named it fucked up and used a Greek god name rather than Roman. To the delight of immature people (like me) everywhere.
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Closest emoji that I could find to the hammer and sickle
It was originally called George.
Not today though
That’ll be the day I die.
Singing bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Shoved some planets in my anus and so now I must die
I’ll spill my heart for you!
That’ll be the day all of us die
No you won’t
What a huge asshole
No, I refuse!
But not today 😌
Slaps roof
You can fit over 63 of them inside King George.
Am 62. Laughed.
