• JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works
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    6 hours ago

    He’s also responsible for dating apps matching you with someone who just wants to sell you crypto, the bastard.

    I thought we had something, Bing Bing. I thought we had something!!!

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    11 hours ago

    Dude check this out. Inflation is bad right? So what if, hear me out, what if we made currency that was by design deflationary?? This way you keep your money in your account and it’ll appreciate in value as long as you never spend it!

  • x00z@lemmy.worldbanned_from_community_badge
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    12 hours ago

    I support crypto but hate proof-of-work.

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    13 hours ago

    I don’t think it’s fair to blame Nakamoto for the way idiots have abused his invention (unless he’s a crypto bro and I don’t know about it, in which case, please pardon my ignorance).

    Edit: what don’t I know?

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      4 hours ago

      Nakamoto didn’t invent blockchains; Merkle did, in 1979. Nakamoto’s paper presented a cryptographic scheme which could be used with a choice of blockchain. There are several non-cryptocurrency systems built around synchronizing blockchains, like git. However, Nakamoto was clearly an anarcho-libertarian trying to escape government currency controls, as the first line of the paper makes clear:

      A purely peer-to-peer version of electronic cash would allow online payments to be sent directly from one party to another without going through a financial institution.

      Not knowing those two things about the Bitcoin paper is why you’re getting downvoted. Nakamoto wasn’t some random innocent researcher.

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      7 hours ago

      I’m sorry but like why do you think Satoshi created Bitcoin, like what was the purpose of that paper?

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        The tweet doesn’t say that he created bitcoin. It says he created blockchain. I didn’t want to assume something negative about a person without knowing for sure. For all I know, he’s just some random dude who’s good at math/coding, and others are responsible for the bitcoin nonsense.

        I even admitted my ignorance on the topic, hoping for a straightforward answer, and you can see how well that worked out.

        • ebu@awful.systems
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          4 hours ago

          … is someone forcing you to type these comments? use an em-dash if yes, ascii hyphen if no

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      14 hours ago

      PHP is even older and even more successful. The test of time says nothing about quality.

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              13 hours ago

              I have the class-leading integrated logic of this fabulous Apple M1 SoC, what do you have? Your mother’s Samsung smart fridge?

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                13 hours ago

                I’ve just got 2007-fridge class fuzzy logic, RIP me

                can still point out to our Esteemed Poster that bitcoin has entirely failed (at scale) at anything transactive outside of being a prospection asset for those that can speculate

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                  13 hours ago

                  Even that would be superior to whatever it is you’re bringing… after all, I can’t be confident you’re even fully capable of bowel control, due to the vast amounts of contraband narcotics all coiners habitually consume!

                  Donald Trump is one of the biggest coiners around, and he shit his pants on live TV the other day! And that’s not the first time that’s happened! You really expect me to believe some random fucko from lemmy.world is any better off? Especially if they’re this deep in the bitcoin hog trough???

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      13 hours ago

      I’m not clear on what made you coiner fuckers think buttcoin was right for you

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      13 hours ago

      So at absolute best, the system has built-in incentives for the greedy (and nobody should have been positive about it to begin with)?