Your friend and new girl have nothing to do against you, and not by any fault in them, but the redhead always wins. Them’s the rules.

You and are your friend both have a fantastic ass.

You for sure

You, no question. Love your hair and your ass really pops.

right

Jeez, this is like a Mensa test, getting harder with each one! Right, left, right, left, straight up the middle - damn!

Left is giving a hell of a view.

Fuck. That’s harder to pick than a broken nose.

Still you 150%

Damn, you’re 2 for 2, I’d definitely fuck you first, your best friend is a distant second.

left

I wanna figure out what’s in the middle chick’s ass crack

Left. What an ass to waist-ratio

Best friend (right) 😍

Left.