This is my favorite version of this meme

Thanks. Feeling this one through the screen.
Throw it back in their face like pocket sand because you’re a baller
Put it in your bag/pocket, then sort it when you get home. Coins go in a loose change jar, and dealt with when said jar is full.
Straight in the pocket if I happen to be paying in cash for some reason
Even the notes
I’ll sort it out later when I get a minute
This is the way.
I promise you nobody is scrutinizing you this closely and nobody except for the most impatient anal retentive asshole cares if they have to wait another 20 seconds for you to put your change in your wallet.
I get nervous and drop my spaghetti everywhere all the time. Sorry yall
It’s when it takes 200 seconds. Then I’m growing impatient
You just need an European style bifold wallet, with coin pouch. Makes life easier with coins.
Yeah. Europe knows
This… is not… how wallets normally are???
When they do like that i just throw the coins in the bag, keep in the hand the paper and sort it when i am out of the store, kinda works




