• ZwrtOPEnglish
      2·
      29 分钟前

      Thank you, it’s a reference!

    • ZwrtOPEnglish
      3·
      2 小时前

      Thank you for normalising my content with your engagement!

  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    4·
    2 小时前

    I dunked my mobilek in the toilet. Now what? Does this count as intercourse?

    Edit: I’ve learned an important lesson. Don’t make a special lady wet or she’ll break your mobilek and cover it in pee.

    • ZwrtOPEnglish
      2·
      2 小时前

      I am sorry your mobilek is covered in peeee

      but congratulations on losing your virginityyy!

  • mononokeEnglish
    3·
    2 小时前

    You already look pretty soggy, friend!

    • ZwrtOPEnglish
      3·
      2 小时前

      Thanking you for keeping it in the same species!

    • ZwrtOPEnglish
      6·
      6 小时前

      Thank you for complying! New orders will be implemented inside your brain soon!

    • ZwrtOPEnglish
      2·
      2 小时前

      Thanks for the engagement!