“mother nature will be like slooooowwww doooowwwn and you’ll be like fuck you and kick her in the face with your energy legs!”

In 2008 or so I was in the college bookstore coffee shop and a girl I’d never met asked me to use my laptop to look up this video on YouTube. She stood behind me and watched while I laughed but when the video we over she was gone and I never saw her again

This video is old enough to vote.

This was top shelf stuff back then. All I remember is the bottoms of my jeans being wet all the time.

ROCKET EDITION!!!