You! Yes, I am speaking to you - real man with hairy chest! You eat beef, yes? Of course! Real man eats real beef! But you go to shitty American Mick Donal’s and eat shitty wimpy beef made by babies for babies and you puke and cry because it is sad and gross!

This does not happen at “Beef” Roman’s Roman Beef (From Romania!) where we only serve real man beef for real men! You can take the word of me, “Beef” Roman Vităescu, a real beef man who loves real beef! Our beef is 100% real beef from Romania which has the best beef! Cows in Romania are made of strong beef just like Romanian men! There are no drugs or chemicals from USA to make the strong Romanian beef into wimpy American beef! Our beef is so good even Yankee patriots cry real Romanian tears instead of wimpy American tears when they take one bite of our succulent Roman Beef!

Our beef is made using secret ingredients you can’t find on the Internet and passed down through the Vităescu family since times of Roman Empire! That is what makes “Beef” Roman’s Roman Beef so beefy, strong, and Romanian! One bite and you will grow 10,000 hairs on your chest before bed! Women will want you, men will want you, cows will want you - all because of the real Roman Beef in your stomach.

So come right now to “Beef” Roman’s Roman Beef (From Romania) at 1330 Wallachia Road in Burgerville, Ontario and make yourself a real beef Romanian man! Order signature ‘Beefcake Surprise!™’ and you get large helping of Roman Fries™ with extra Beefy Cheesy Dipping Sauce™ and free refills of our iconic Bull Juice Brand Soda™ - all for just $13.46! Call ahead to reserve seating because all big beefy men in your area will rush right out the door mid-coitus as soon as they hear about Beef Roman’s Roman Beef (From Romania!) Be a real beefy Romanian man today!