Dictator knows he’s unpopular, and so wants to close the door behind him by removing the very same means by which he came to power before anyone can take it away from him.

More on tonight’s evening news. If he doesn’t sue us first.

Aaaaaaaaaand, there it is.

Hey, look! It’s what we’ve been saying since election day!

I’m suggesting trump shouldn’t even have a head.

And so it begins

“just a prank bro”