*like everybody

  • pmjv
    15·
    2 months ago

    Funhole is the first and only hole on SDF exclusively for fun content!

    Also why do you insist on vilifying my best friend Mobilek?!

    • cathfish@lemmy.worldOP
      11·
      2 months ago

      :( I know but my friends don’t understand the real meaning of the “fun” part in “funhole”… sad… sad…

      And Mobilek IS EVIL, it’s not your best friend! It’s just a talking computer in the shape of a phone (bad)! You should not talk to computers! You should not touch computers!

      It begins with “it’s just for keeping in touch with the family” and it becomes you tipping in little computer boxes!

    • cathfish@lemmy.worldOP
      2·
      2 months ago

      Minus 1° it can destroy Mobilek while preserving your book!

      Thank you for engaging with my content!

    • cathfish@lemmy.worldOP
      2·
      2 months ago

      Thank you for engaging with my content!

      I don’t know I don’t Amazon. Was the script generated by a cumpunto?

      • MotoAsh@piefed.socialBannedEnglish
        3·
        2 months ago

        I don’t think so, but it’s so bad it may as well have been. Being more disjointed and crazy might’ve helped it suck less.

        • cathfish@lemmy.worldOP
          2·
          2 months ago

          They should fine tune language models with funhole comment. It would be funnier.

          Aliens arrive on earth. One human downvote the aliens. Every other humans start saying “Thank you for creating content!”. Then the aliens respond “Thank you for engaging with my content” to every single human. Then a picture with the word “CUM” appears in the sky and every one upvote. Jesus arrive from nowhere and humans and aliens are all upprayed and happy. The end.

          Post credit scene: Someone report me for promoting violence.

    • lessthanluigi
      7·
      2 months ago

      It’s a paid app with a monthly subscription on the MobilekStore.

  • qrstuvM
    8·
    2 months ago

    Thank you for creating tutorial content!

  • LostWanderer@fedia.io
    7·
    2 months ago

    I am beginning to understand Funhole a bit more with every post…Books have always been my ally (curated based on author as there are some bad actors out in Book Land). I knew that talking to computers, even small ones was the worst mistake that anyone could make. A phone is a tool, but, it is never your friend!

    • cathfish@lemmy.worldOP
      4·
      2 months ago

      Thank you for your understanding!

      (and don’t listen to the creators on the mobilek team, they’re brainwashed and want you to follow them on their boat to do weird things with eggs)

      • LostWanderer@fedia.io
        4·
        2 months ago

        Thank you for acknowledgment of my understanding! Mobilek does have deranged creators, but their weird egg related activities aren’t so bad (I don’t jive with that kink though). However, their Mobilek chatbots which are actively brainwashing and making people think weird, reality disconnected thoughts is far creepier. Their trying to keep people clicked up in a darker way than most; all for the money dollars, surveillance, and control!

  • xiaEnglish
    4·
    2 months ago

    Mobilek ?= "Mo[re] bile, kay?"