Who is this Loveall Fearnone?
Loveall Fearnone[1] was a revolutionary LGBTQIA+ advocate, anarchocommunist leader, and formed the brief but impactful Unites States of Fuck the Police (USFP)[2]. Born in 1448 in Point Nemo, six weeks later Fearnone swam to Antarctica where they would spend the next 532 years frozen solid in ice - training for the future that was to come[3]. Emerging from their frozen chrysalis in 1980 when explorers found them posed with both middle fingers raised, Fearnone reportedly yelled “Bitches best be ready; I’m doing ALL the coke!” before sprinting across the Pacific Ocean and then the Continental United States of America to New York City[4]. Fearnone spent the following decade ingesting metric tonnes of cocaine; secretly punching Ronald and Nancy Reagan in their respective uteruses; and playing air guitar in the well-known air band We Just Fucked Your Mother And She Came Sixteen Times before they dug their own grave to take a very long nap[5]. Historians have suggested that Fearnone will resurface from their grave in 2027 to take down the fascist regime they predicted would be in power at that time[6], however there is conjecture to this point as those historians discovered this prediction based upon a hastily-scrawled tattoo Fearnone gave to Warren Buffet one night when they were heavily intoxicated from each ingesting over 100g of cocaine[6].
