It’s well known that many scientific/technical conferences have an unofficial furry kink track

It’s written there: “Switzerland”

How on earth do you come up with “German”?

Unless you mean the lizard people are German, but then I have still difficulties with the “of course” part. Maybe I missed something, maybe it’s common knowledge that Germans are lizard people and I just didn’t get the memo.

Is the ass-eating included with admission, or w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶I̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ do the perverts interested in that kind of thing have to pay extra?