Will someone please just separate his head from his torso?
Wow, such riches. Imagine being on the verge of achieving such a big number and conclusively proving that you have utterly failed at life.
Before social media we could imagine billionaires as reclusive geniuses. Now we know they are just suck up edgelords.
with all that money, he couldnt fix his botched penis from a surgery, and maybe going to rehab for his alcohol and ketamine addiction.
All that money and he’s still incapable of having anybody but the biggest losers in society like him.
That’s a major demographic
In size, sure, but not in any metric that matters.
Size isn’t a metric that matters of a demographic? You’d think that’d be one of its most influential characteristics. Especially when voting for example.
I don’t care who votes if I control the nominations.
There’s no god
hi, I’m here. been trying this hands off approach, for free will. not sure I’ll do that next universe, y’all fucked up
Eat the rich. I’m sure it will make him taste extra soft and tender.
I’m all for this but I’m not having any of whatever we make Elon into (probably a stroganoff or something) because it’s probably tainted with ketamine. I need to keep my wits about me in that restaurant, trippin’ balls is for the rave afterwards (where we smoke the rest of the billionaires that we made into drugs)
Wouldn’t even feed the best cuts to a starving stray dog; a shark on the other hand…
The only people that believe Musk can score the payday with the ludicrous contractual obligations:
A) Lemmy
B) Musk
Contract terms to get to $1,000,000,000,000:
- Market Capitalization: Tesla’s value must increase to $8.5 trillion from its current valuation (around $1.4 trillion at the time of the vote).
- Vehicle Deliveries: Achieve 20 million vehicle deliveries.
- Robotaxi Fleet: Bring one million self-driving Robotaxis into commercial operation.
- Robotics: Deliver one million Optimus humanoid robots.
- FSD Subscriptions: Reach 10 million active Full Self-Driving (FSD) subscriptions.
- Core Profit: Earn up to $400 billion in core profit (adjusted EBITDA).
Does anyone in the room think any of these goals are achievable?! Not even worth discussion, and yet y’all mad.
The board played the fool for a fool just to keep him working overtime, knowing they’ll never pay out.
If you’re still driving a Tesla at this point in the game, you’re complicit. Barely any Tesla owners would be in such a financially precarious position that they couldn’t change cars. It’s been long enough.
Tesla is a MAGA brand, period.
Mmmmm, lots of Ubers drive Tesla. Bad choice that will be very hard to get rid off
Who do you sell them to though?
There’s that Finnish guy who crushes things in industrial presses and together with another Finnish guy explodes things. They exploded a Tesla once. Surely they’ll accept donations of more.
I’m sure many would love to watch that, but then being out of $50k ? Sucks
Tesla cars have lost a lot of value here, so there’s not a ton of choice but to keep them for those unfortunate souls that did buy one.
They lost value because they have poor reliability.
Okay, yeah. But especially since Elon had been shooting himself in the foot. Nobody wants to buy Tesla.
Regardless of the reason, it’s hard to sell them at a reasonable price.
At some point the number stops being impressive and just starts feeling unnecessary.
Quite embarrassing at some point
Can’t they just refuse to pay like he does?
I hope it overflows to zero. Or better yet, overflows to -1000000000000.
It’s all about power and status. Trump was sad because he could never get past low billionaire status on his own, because he’s a shitty businessman and not very bright. That made him prime candidate for President, because he craved the power and status and couldn’t get it by raking in more money than the others, and he’s stupid enough to be easily manipulated. So, he was installed as President.
Trump turned around and cucked Musk. Musk is now trying to become the first known trillionaire* to get back at Trump, and the rest of the billionaire assholes.
*Putin might actually be worth over a trillion, no one knows for sure.
Did Trump ever actually pass billionaire status at all? There’s an intriguing piece of evidence that he didn’t.
See, there was a guy who publicly said that Trump was never a billionaire. And the notoriously litigious Trump threatened to sue him for a kazillion dollars (because he’s a child). And … nothing ever came of this. Because, I suspect, some of his lawyers pointed out that there’s this thing called “discovery” and that the guy he’s suing could subpoena his financial records and prove he wasn’t one.
Doesn’t take your dick out of that car door you slammed, bud
I wish a MANPAD would find his jet
