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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 15 days ago

Man in his thirties having trouble finding friends because he actually sucks

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Man in his thirties having trouble finding friends because he actually sucks

www.thebeaverton.com

trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 15 days ago
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Local Pub, Everywhere - Local man Fred Marston has realized how tough it is making friends in your thirties, especially when you’re kind of terrible.
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  • HubertManne@piefed.social
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    in my experience people who suck have the most friends.

    • Goretantath@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, bad people like to stick together.

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    I thought this was The Onion, but it’s just an article about me.

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      Hey now, I’m sure you’re cool in some ways

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    I have the same problem.

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      I’m sure you’re good at some things.

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        Perhaps sucking? My ex made lots of friends that way.

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    But for some reason people seem to get distracted or walk away from me when I tell them how much money I make and ask how much they make.

    Wait, does this mean you can make friends by telling people about all the money you don’t make

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