A real world one: So, where I live, we speak Dutch (well, Flemish, but who cares). A beer (pint) and a kid (kind) are really close to each other in our language.
The best man in his speech - roughly translated: “take (rape) another kid” (neem nog een kind). He ment to say “take another beer” (neem nog een pint), but the nerves got the best of him.
Was a funny moment :)
“you’re that guy from the porno!” (That was definitely 5 words don’t check)
i’ll miss banging you two
Killing your ex paid off
You don’t need childporn anymore!
Jesus Christ
RedditLemmyWell that’s enough r- wait I managed to get off Reddit, I guess that’s enough Internet then for today.
The meteor strikes in 5
4
Um 7
3
The drinks are NOT free!
Turns out you are siblings
He proposed to me first.
You still banned from playgrounds?
Nice polygamy game, Elwood! Nice!
It was nice knowing you.
wait you two are siblings?
Leave or catch long COVID.
Yelling to the groom: custody hearing next week, asshole!
