Warning: This article contains swearing (Quoted, from Bill Gates). As a UNIX-aligned engineer, I’ve always looked down on anything Microsoft. But a recent cross-platform project forced me to learn PowerShell — a technology which, just like blockchain, is amusing by how its core idea almost makes sense. I want to explore the psychological impact that a piece of documentation had on me. A political piece on par with Machiavelli, “The Monad Manifesto.”