This accidental(?) quote made me laugh

New photo show missing 9-year-old girl in disguise as search stretches into second week

The photos appear to show the missing 9-year-old hood wearing a wig

Oh so she’s a hood is she? That’s rude she’s only 9

Investigators said they believe the wig worn by Melodee in the photos may have been used to alter her appearance

Excellent work, detectives

Wait how did a 9 year old manage to rent a car and drive across three states? I’m baffled at this.