After years of trying, my state-sanctioned wife finally gave birth to our first son! He’s already talking!
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Is this still available?
Yes, he’s still available. Are you interested?
I’m interested but I can only do like 100 bucks
I’d be willing to trade for someone else’s son of equal or greater value.
What’s wrong with it?
How dare you.
My son is perfect, Daddy just needs the cash to buy cigarettes and Pepsi.
