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Darwin@feddit.deM to Atheism@feddit.de · 2 years ago

Yeah seriously ,why ?

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Yeah seriously ,why ?

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Darwin@feddit.deM to Atheism@feddit.de · 2 years ago
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geteilt von: https://lemmy.world/post/4872970

Can’t trust anyone today…

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  • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social
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    Jesus H Christ did you scrub in??

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    Why did god give the ability to the surgeon to remove it safely.

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      Seems like pointless busy work to give someone a tumor just to give someone the ability to remove it.

      God is a hack writer.

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        Maybe part of a scheme to transfer money from the families of the people with the tumors to the medical insurance companies. Check to see if He’s a shareholder.

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      Quite often he doesn’t.

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    Jesus needs a hair transplant

    • WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Anyone would start balding after being crucified.

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        Plus he’s over two thousand years old, give him a break. He looks great for his age.

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          Of course he looks great for his age, he’s Italian and gay.

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      They couldn’t get the real Jesus so they got Nicolas Cage instead

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    Someone give him a wheel and tell him to sit quietly in a corner.

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    Fuck off Jesus

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    jesus looks like he runs a junkyard

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    I realized did not laugh for long time ((:

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