Trex202@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 天前Why we don't build houses with silver nailslemmy.worldimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1266arrow-down112
arrow-up1254arrow-down1imageWhy we don't build houses with silver nailslemmy.worldTrex202@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 天前message-square16fedilink
minus-squareSibilantjoe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35arrow-down3·22 天前Wait, this doesn’t make any sense. Why would a house turn into a ware(were)house? A human doesn’t turn into a werehuman.
minus-squareDavidGA@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down2·22 天前Maybe we do. How would you know.
minus-squareAirowird@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·22 天前Considering ‘were’ just means human, technically we all turn into a werehuman on a full moon. Except Stephen Miller, he’s obviously a vampire.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·22 天前Look. If ANYBODY is an eternal life force that never ages, it’s clearly The Mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart. Don’t believe me? Go back and watch WWF tapes from the 1980s. Then go watch Hulk Hogans return to WWE from a few months ago. Hogan has aged like milk, while Jimmy Hart looks like he’s maybe 3 days older.
minus-squarehalf_built_pyramids@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·20 天前it should’ve turned into a doghouse
Wait, this doesn’t make any sense. Why would a house turn into a ware(were)house? A human doesn’t turn into a werehuman.
Maybe we do. How would you know.
Considering ‘were’ just means human, technically we all turn into a werehuman on a full moon.
Except Stephen Miller, he’s obviously a vampire.
Look. If ANYBODY is an eternal life force that never ages, it’s clearly The Mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart.
Don’t believe me? Go back and watch WWF tapes from the 1980s. Then go watch Hulk Hogans return to WWE from a few months ago.
Hogan has aged like milk, while Jimmy Hart looks like he’s maybe 3 days older.
it should’ve turned into a doghouse