Trex202@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days agoWhy we don't build houses with silver nailslemmy.worldimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1266arrow-down112
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minus-squareSibilantjoe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35arrow-down3·20 days agoWait, this doesn’t make any sense. Why would a house turn into a ware(were)house? A human doesn’t turn into a werehuman.
minus-squareDavidGA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down2·20 days agoMaybe we do. How would you know.
minus-squareAirowird@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·20 days agoConsidering ‘were’ just means human, technically we all turn into a werehuman on a full moon. Except Stephen Miller, he’s obviously a vampire.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·20 days agoLook. If ANYBODY is an eternal life force that never ages, it’s clearly The Mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart. Don’t believe me? Go back and watch WWF tapes from the 1980s. Then go watch Hulk Hogans return to WWE from a few months ago. Hogan has aged like milk, while Jimmy Hart looks like he’s maybe 3 days older.
minus-squarehalf_built_pyramids@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·18 days agoit should’ve turned into a doghouse
Wait, this doesn’t make any sense. Why would a house turn into a ware(were)house? A human doesn’t turn into a werehuman.
Maybe we do. How would you know.
Considering ‘were’ just means human, technically we all turn into a werehuman on a full moon.
Except Stephen Miller, he’s obviously a vampire.
Look. If ANYBODY is an eternal life force that never ages, it’s clearly The Mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart.
Don’t believe me? Go back and watch WWF tapes from the 1980s. Then go watch Hulk Hogans return to WWE from a few months ago.
Hogan has aged like milk, while Jimmy Hart looks like he’s maybe 3 days older.
it should’ve turned into a doghouse