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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

I want to pull it backwards until it clicks

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I want to pull it backwards until it clicks

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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    Steal a manhole cover, paint it to look like a penny.

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      I just realized that I had to think for a while about what a penny looks like. God we banned them here in Canada so long ago…

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        And I’m so happy we got rid of them.

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          You sound like someone who hasn’t seen the glorious ATF violation know as penny coin shot.

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            Two patents exist for quarter-shooting pistols designed for shooting coins at toll booth baskets from 1965 and 1988. Source: wikipedia.

            This is the world AnCap libertarians want.

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              Oh no I was referring to cutting pennies into halves and quarters, then putting them into 12 gauge shells.

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