I love how it has two armed soldiers standing at attention in front of the gateway. “Let none pass who wish ill to our bold empire city pair of huts, lest the might of our legions army handful of kids with sticks fall upon you!”

Flyover country

Makes you wonder why the sabines would even show up to a party there.

Who was like, yeah let’s go share the one bottle of wine they were able to produce at the settlement of rapists and thieves ran by a psychotic brother murderer in their mud huts, what could possibly go wrong.