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SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works
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to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago

Hegseth Orders Military to Paint 'Z' on 'All Vehicles'

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Hegseth Orders Military to Paint 'Z' on 'All Vehicles'

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SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works
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to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago
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Hegseth orders military to paint 'Z' on all vehicles
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The markings will distinguish U.S. forces from “freedom-hating and war-mongering Ukrainians,” according to Hegseth.
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  • seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM
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    I saw this posted on mastodon earlier today and didn’t know what duffelblog was so I thought it was real.

  • In League With Seitan@lemmy.world
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    They’re not Zs

    • SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works
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      then what are they?

      • In League With Seitan@lemmy.world
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        Try saying it out loud

        • electricyarn@lemmy.world
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          I said Z out loud.

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          You’re not expecting satire Pete Hegseth to be quoted saying “Zed” are you?

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        US: zed (/ˈzɛd/)

        UK: zee (/ˈziː/)

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    I’m not sure the US military is all the way done repainting into woodland green, after all their adventures in the sandbox.

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      Now’s the perfect time to bring back MERDC!

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    What the fuck I really ate the full bag of onions with this one…

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