SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Clever Comebacks@feddit.uk · 2 years agoPeople in glass houses…feddit.ukimagemessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up11.08Karrow-down120
arrow-up11.06Karrow-down1imagePeople in glass houses…feddit.ukSomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Clever Comebacks@feddit.uk · 2 years agomessage-square64fedilink
minus-squareGenBlob@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up81·2 years agoAnd they always respond with something like “I only bought it because I had money to waste”. Bullshit, you wanted the attention.
minus-squareSteeve@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up35·2 years agoAs someone who literally shits gold, not even I pay for twitter! (It’s a real condition I swear)
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 years agoCall your doctor, here is his phone number: 555-1234Honytawk I will answer wearing a moustache.
minus-squareSharkwellington@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 years agoYou’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.
minus-squareKSP Atlas@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 years agoUnless you eat that much gold, you either have a supernova in your stomach or are violating the laws of thermodynamics
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·2 years agoHow many shits do you have to take to buy a case of beer?
And they always respond with something like “I only bought it because I had money to waste”. Bullshit, you wanted the attention.
As someone who literally shits gold, not even I pay for twitter! (It’s a real condition I swear)
Call your doctor, here is his phone number: 555-1234Honytawk
I will answer wearing a moustache.
You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.
Unless you eat that much gold, you either have a supernova in your stomach or are violating the laws of thermodynamics
You’re not a thermodynamics cop are ya?
Shit on me daddy
How many shits do you have to take to buy a case of beer?