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tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works to conservative@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Ah, men 🥵

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Ah, men 🥵

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tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works to conservative@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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    Didn’t know jesus was chill like that, brb converting rn

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    Many people believe that Jesus never said anything about homosexuality, but I disagree.

    And He said to them, “Are you so lacking in understanding also? Do you not understand that whatever goes into the man from outside cannot defile him, because it does not go into his heart, but into his stomach, and is eliminated?”

    Mark 7:18–23

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      He teaches men to swallow.

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        That’s one way into a man. He could also be saying bottoms can’t be defiled. Either way, it sounds like approval to me.

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    This Jesus is too white! We, the conservatives, uphold and conserve the traditional view that Jesus is brown!

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