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MinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

nite nite

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nite nite

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MinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • tiramichu@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    The monster just has to say “no homo” first

    • pointnull@lemmy.world
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      if it ain’t homo, it ain’t fun.

    • tomi000@lemmy.world
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      Or after, doesnt really matter

    • RandomVideos@programming.dev
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      But then you would be able to hear the monster and wake up

  • Chivera@lemmy.world
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    What if the monster is my uncle

    • LouSlash@sh.itjust.works
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      What if the monster is my aunt

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        What if the uncle is my step brother who is actually adopted and my secret dad from an orgy that my mom did 21 years ago.

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    Sleep with one foot out of cover to tempt them to take you is my preference

    • CreatingMachines@fedia.io
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      If only I could find that comic…

  • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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    The monster under my bed likes to be tied up and savagely railed.

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    Good luck, you can’t say no homo in your sleep.

  • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyz
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    What if the monster is the opposite sex tho?

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      Or just not your own gender. Most monsters I come up with asexually reproduce and don’t have trivial things like gender or sex.

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