return2ozma@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days agoDoctor tells you you have exactly 31 days left until you drop dead, what do you do?message-squaremessage-square97fedilinkarrow-up1103arrow-down115
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareDoctor tells you you have exactly 31 days left until you drop dead, what do you do?return2ozma@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square97fedilink
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·2 days ago“You got 5" 5 what? “4 3 2 1”
minus-squareJustAnotherKay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 days ago Doctor says “I got bad news and even worse news. The bad news is, you have 24 hours to live” I said “Oh my god Doc! What could be worse than that?” Doctor comes back, "I couldn’t get ahold of you yesterday! (24 hours Joyner Lucas iirc)
“You got 5"
5 what?
“4 3 2 1”
(24 hours Joyner Lucas iirc)