Again, DO NOT CALL THIS NUMBER
or it WILL waste the very valuable and limited time of our ICE agents. Additionally, make sure that you do not sprinkle in any plausible information that ends up being a long and winding dead end, since those waste the most time. Make sure you spread this information everywhere to help other people make sure they do not get in the way of our BRAVE ICE AGENTS!
Do not go to this URL either and fuck with it in any way
I just called that number as I have it on very good authority that one of my fellow South African immigrants overstayed his visa.
In fact, that whole week of Boondocks was golden.
We are all trying to figure out who this guy might be
I also know of someone else who’s in violation of US immigration law and every time he mentions how glad he is that Trump won I get more tempted to snitch.